
I was driving on Route 1 on my way to a friend's house when I noticed it. A rusty red pick up truck that was driving at the exact same speed in the lane next to me. I tried my best to ignore, even when the driver kept poking his head out of the window trying to get my attention. My ignoring tactic would have worked, if it had not been for that daggone stoplight. We pulled up at the light simultaneously, and I could no longer ignore the man hanging half his upper torso out of the driver's window waving like a maniac. I turned my head slowly toward him and smiled, praying for the light to change quickly. The man returned my smile and tucked himself back into his car, still waving. The light turned green and I hit the gas as hard as my car would allow, when the idea for this post popped into my head.
There are certain times you should just NOT try to holler at a woman.
Here are my top five, and my reasons why:
(**Disclaimer** Don't get uptight on me. I'm hoping you'll actually laugh and nod your head.)